this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

poop.........

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

Liars go to hell! -God

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

So this blonde walks into a library.

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Five guys one rape.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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