there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Jess Burns

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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