How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What is a dog? Bark

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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