- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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