- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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