If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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