What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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