No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Ms Leong Sux

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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