- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Tall asians

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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