Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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