(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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My parents died!

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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