why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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