- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

How you know when dislextic

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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