- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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