- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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