- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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