What's worse than this That :(

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Balls

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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