- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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