- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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