- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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