Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Chlamydia

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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oh hey.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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