- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Barbara Streisand

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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