- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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