Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

thumb_up thumb_down +3

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What is your name? My name is Jeff

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

thumb_up thumb_down +3

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Neither did she.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

thumb_up thumb_down +3

kennah campion when she talks

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops