why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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