- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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