- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

The Aristocrats

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

Womens rights.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

I'm Spartacus

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??