PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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