Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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ekoj

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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