What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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purple pickles

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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