- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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