- Anti Joke

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Obama = ebola

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

I'm HIV positive.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?