Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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