What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

your fat

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

ASSCHEEKS

I'm Spartacus

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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