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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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Women's Rights

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Women's Rights...

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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