Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

apple pie.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

I love you.

guess what?

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

make me a sandwich!

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

son, you're adopted.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

So this blonde walks into a library.

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

Anti jokes are funny

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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