What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

I like your hair

What's gay and gay? Joe

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

45.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

I'm Spartacus

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

Poop.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

How Long is a Chinese man.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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