There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

why did the chicken cross the road

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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