A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Obama

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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