- Anti Joke

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

here's a joke... the american education society

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why can't jokes spit?

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.