Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

This is not a joke.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What stops a train? A missile

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Women

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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