Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Nobody cares maddie!

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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girls basketball

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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