whats long and black on a black guy slavery

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

white or wheat? wheat please.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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