Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Penis

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Nobody cares maddie!

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

girls basketball

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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