- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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