- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

why did you poop because you are a poop

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

But who would want to sell us out and why?

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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