What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Guest what in the butt

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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