Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Tunechi

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Justin Bieber.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Anti Joke

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