- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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