- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

a black guy walks into a black bar

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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