What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Women's rights

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Knock Knock. Not home.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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