who farted i did :]

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Netball.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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