- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

What did the snake say to the rat?

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

your mom

Magic Johnson has AIDS

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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