how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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