- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

69.... is a number

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Gay rights

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

Roses are red Violets are blue

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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