What's brown? My toilet hahaha

MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

I like boys!!!!! CC

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

The white guy did it!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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