What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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