What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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9/11

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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