- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

I'm funny.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

a man walks into a bar and dies

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

What's big? Jupiter.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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