- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

Knock knock

The Mets win the World Series

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

i have cancer

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

A black man without problems.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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